NOW HEAR THIS!
Don't you wish you could have Gunny Ermey wake you up each day? When Gunny
Ermey's Alarm Clock goes off, the Gunny will scream at you to "GET
OUT OF THE RACK!!!" complete with the Reveille bugle call, the Gunny's
faithful trash can and nightstick, and 15+ Gunnyisms.
The Gunny heard some of you lazy retirees and civilians are a little bit slow in
getting up in the morning. Well no more! Now you can have the Gunny wake you
every morning to
GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SWEETHEART? GET THIS APP TODAY!!!
May be too much for sensitive little ears.
Installing it is very easy to do, just scan the image below with your phone and
then click INSTALL on the page you land on.
You can now have the Gunny on your Android phone whenever you want for FREE!!! Have him scream at those people who desperately need some
MOTIVATION! Don't be fooled by the 'Fake' unauthorized apps. If they aren't
built by our Authorized Developers and listed on this web site, then they are
Installing it is very easy to do, just scan the image below with your
phone and then click INSTALL on the page you land on.
Download the FREE"Official"
Gunny Ermey Soundboard Android App TODAY MAGGOT!!!
Never seen before footage of Iwo Jima shot in stunning High
Definition. Walk the footsteps of the many brave men who gave their
lives for this tiny 8 square mile volcanic island called Iwo Jima.
"By far the best
Iwo Jima show I have ever seen."
R. Lee Ermey
GYSGT USMC (Ret.)
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NOW HEAR THIS!!!
Messages are NOW
That's right! You can now have Gunny on your Voice Mail or
Answering Machine. Just order and download the one you want,
then record it to your voice mail, answering machine or whatever
else you can think of! Only $9.99 each.
Get your Gunny
Voice Skins NOW!!! Nothing beats having the Gunny give you
driving directions or screaming at you when your phone rings!
You think driving is tough now, wait till you make a wrong turn
with the Gunny navigating your course. There's over
50 different phrases for your Garmin
GPS. There's a G-Rated version for when the family and young
children are in the vehicle and there is an R-Rated version when
there's no tender ears around.
We are not responsible if you laugh so hard you break a rib, split and/or
pee in your pants, hyperventilating or having people wonder what you are
laughing so hard about while driving your car.
Just think of the look on the faces of people
the restaurant and they hear, "Don't you hear the phone ringing
SCUMBAG? ANSWER IT NUMBNUTS!!! Or ONE RINGY DINGY...TWO RINGY
DINGY'S!!! Don't make me say RINGY DINGY again ASSHOLE!!!" You
know you have to have these
DO NOT ship to PO Boxes. We require a valid delivery address for UPS
on all orders. The ONLY EXCEPTIONS are APO FPO Military.
International orders add $30.00 Canadian orders add an additional