"God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!" Gunnery SGT Hartman
You can now have the Gunny on your Android phone whenever you want for FREE!!! Have him scream at those people who desperately need some
MOTIVATION! Don't be fooled by the 'Fake' unauthorized apps. If they aren't
built by our Authorized Developers and listed on this web site, then they are
FAKES!
Installing it is very easy to do, just scan the image below with your
phone and then click INSTALL on the page you land on.
Download the FREE"Official"
Gunny Ermey Soundboard Android App TODAY MAGGOT!!!
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Gunnery
SGT R. Lee Ermey 12" 'PT' Motivational Figure
THERE ARE MANY MOTIVATIONAL FIGURES OUT
THERE, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!
This is the ONLY place on the Net to get the
AUTOGRAPHED Gunnery SGT. R. Lee Ermey 12" "PT" Motivational
Figure. All of the others out there for sale are NOT
signed personally by the Gunny himself! They are just the figure
with no autograph.
If you
Like my new Facebook PX, you can get an additional 10% off of
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But that 10% is ONLY available thru my Facebook PX.
The
12" 'PT' Motivational figure includes:
Authentic R. Lee Ermey
likeness
Fully articulated body
SWEATSHIRT, USMC, RED
TROUSER, UTILITY
BOOTS, COMBAT
Accessories include:
Campaign Hat
Full-size whistle
for motivational purposes
12" figure display
stand with USMC logo
The
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(not signed to a specific name)
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Audio contains adult
language and may not be
suitable for those under 18.
Never seen before footage of Iwo Jima shot in stunning High
Definition. Walk the footsteps of the many brave men who gave their
lives for this tiny 8 square mile volcanic island called Iwo Jima.
"By far the best
Iwo Jima show I have ever seen."
R. Lee Ermey
GYSGT USMC (Ret.)
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NOW HEAR THIS!!!
The Gunny's
NEWAnswering Machine
Messages are NOW
AVAILABLE!!!
That's right! You can now have Gunny on your Voice Mail or
Answering Machine. Just order and download the one you want,
then record it to your voice mail, answering machine or whatever
else you can think of! Only $9.99 each.
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Garmin &
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driving directions or screaming at you when your phone rings!
You think driving is tough now, wait till you make a wrong turn
with the Gunny navigating your course. There's over
50 different phrases for your Garmin
GPS. There's a G-Rated version for when the family and young
children are in the vehicle and there is an R-Rated version when
there's no tender ears around.
We are not responsible if you laugh so hard you break a rib, split and/or
pee in your pants, hyperventilating or having people wonder what you are
laughing so hard about while driving your car.
Just think of the look on the faces of people
in
the restaurant and they hear, "Don't you hear the phone ringing
SCUMBAG? ANSWER IT NUMBNUTS!!! Or ONE RINGY DINGY...TWO RINGY
DINGY'S!!! Don't make me say RINGY DINGY again ASSHOLE!!!" You
know you have to have these
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on all orders. The ONLY EXCEPTIONS are APO FPO Military.
International orders add $30.00 Canadian orders add an additional
$5.00
When
things go wrong the Gunny sounds off LOUD AND CLEAR!
