NOW HEAR THIS!
Don't you wish you could have Gunny Ermey wake you up each day? When Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock goes off, the Gunny will scream at you to "GET OUT OF THE RACK!!!" complete with the Reveille bugle call, the Gunny's faithful trash can and nightstick, and 15+ Gunnyisms. The Gunny heard some of you lazy retirees and civilians are a little bit slow in getting up in the morning. Well no more! Now you can have the Gunny wake you every morning to GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SWEETHEART? GET THIS APP TODAY!!! May be too much for sensitive little ears.
Installing it is very easy to do, just scan the image below with your phone and then click INSTALL on the page you land on.
Download Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock Android App TODAY MAGGOT!!! Only $1.99